Mathia Lee is looking for a Mail-Order Groom
Criteria
- Young, good-looking, healthy
- Unquestioningly obedient (best if does not know the english word for ‘No’)
- Will do all housework without complaints
- Will take care of all elderly parents, grandparents & kids(when available)
- Provides sex on demand
Remuneration
- 1-time payment of SGD 20,000 to the agent on satisfactory purchase
- No further monetary remuneration to be paid;Expenses incurred as a result of the above requirements will be reimbursed
- Will provide love & 3 meals a day.
I got my idea from here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FScBxMqC9cI
“We are the only agent in Singapore doing 100 per cent virgin.”
There is one Vietnam bride agency that says “Although you are old, handicapped or short, we can still arrange a young, beautiful Viet Nam wife for you!”
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“Also:
- must be a virgin, with a decent sperm count.
- must be free of STDs.”
I don’t mind. Got love and s_x mah.
Try the same agency. Maybe they can get you a groom from Vietnam. I’m sure they will uphold their reputation as the only agent in Singapore doing 100 percent virgin (including men).
But keep in mind what Ah Chou said “I don’t want to marry the men in my village because the married couple always have money problems. And the men always get drunk and mistreat their wives.”
Maybe you can try Myanmar.
The agency also mentioned their disclaimer: “Happiness, in this type of marriage, depends on the couple. We can’t guarantee anything. We can give a very good bride to the husband. If he doesn’t love her, we can’t do anything.”
My 2 cents’ worth again.
http://wherebearsroamfree.blogspot.com/2009/10/so-exactly-what-about-made-to-order.html
Groom from Singapore? Nah local men too difficult.
Groom from Vietnam? Nah, Asian men not big enough, not confident enough.
Problem with buying men? not at all!! That’s what i’m doing!
I want the European men. Big enough, strong enough, confident enough, good in bed, I heard too.
Love? Happiness? Who cares. 20,000. Less than the price of a cheapo car!! 2nd-hand cheapo car price!!! Price of 1 new car can buy me 4 men!
If i don’t like, grow old already, just send back to Europe and buy another one lah! so simple!
$20,000 and you want THAT?
Add a few more zeroes, and maybe you can get yourself a nice Nigerian. If you have some problem with the skin tone, you can get a Chechen for around the price I quoted. Don’t carry any luggage or “clothing samples” though. A lot of countries seem to jail people and even execute them for bringing in clothing samples.
Must be all that protectionism we keep hearing about.
Seems to be men are more expensive as grooms from the usual sources. Must be lack of supply.
“$20,000 and you want THAT?”
well. I was just following the usual criteria that the men are using when looking for vietnamese wives…………. or a ctually wives in general……
unless the issue is with the nationality? Are you saying that Asian lives are cheaper than European?
Solobear asked, What is Feminism?
My answer:
on a serious note:
Feminism, ironically, is the ideal state where a woman/man is no longer seen as a woman/man, but a full complete person who just happens to be male/female. A complete person who, irregardless of sex or gender,has feelings, desires, dreams, skills, talents etc. A complete person who, irregardless of sex or gender, should not be used to serve the interests of others, on the basis of his/her gender/sex alone. A complete person who, irregardless of sex or gender, has rights, and deserves to be respected, cherished and treated as a human being.
One of the simplest ways of knowing whether a particular treatment is right or wrong (from the feminist angle) is this :
“Would I allow my son or daughter to be treated that way?”
(and we’re talking about the good, normal parents out there, not the abusive ones)
“…Provides sex on demand…”
So the mail-order groom cannot say ‘No”.
Yea! Mathia chucks the No-To-Rape petition in the bin.
Yea, yea, this blog-post is suppose to be a joke.
Making a “human-rights” issue into a joke… I wonder… Well, Ah Chou seems quite contented, so maybe this is an appropriate “human-rights” joke.
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Ironically, feminism according to that definition is quite rubbish. Maybe that’s why some people say that they don’t know what is feminism.
Man and Woman are different yet are forced to be the same under feminism. Bound to have conflict.
I also wonder… What’s up with the “complete person”? Is there such thing as an “incomplete person”?
“The ideal state where a woman/man is no longer seen as a woman/man…”
This is plain silly, part of a person’s identity includes the person’s sexuality. Woman and Man are different in too many ways.
“A complete person who, irregardless of sex or gender,has feelings, desires, dreams, skills, talents etc.”
Which man/woman/LGBT doesn’t? Can you deliberately/forcefully remove any human being’s feelings, desires, dreams, skill, talents, etc.?
Is this a definition/statement just to bulk up the definition of feminism?
“A complete person who, irregardless of sex or gender, should not be used to serve the interests of others, on the basis of his/her gender/sex alone.”
There are many jobs (i.e. to serve the interests of companies) where females are required/preferred. The reality is that male and female has the same attributes (wonderful!) BUT different attribute stats. There are jobs where females do better than males and vice versa.
“A complete person who, irregardless of sex or gender, has rights, and deserves to be respected, cherished and treated as a human being.”
This is probably the most sensible line in the whole definition. Then again, this is no different from human rights. So why create another label called “feminism”?
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=> One of the simplest ways of knowing whether a particular treatment is right or wrong (from the feminist angle) is this: “Would I allow my son or daughter to be treated that way?”
This is rather silly. If you live in an era where females are being treated as second-class, this doesn’t work. When a girl is born, the father would probably go “argh, why does it have to be a girl?” and blames the wife.
For the thousands of years of human patriarchy history, are you saying that all those years in all those societies, that there were no good, normal parents?
There is no right or wrong. This is a societal issue. Society as a whole decides. For those who do not wish to belong to such a society, either they effect change (and get condemned until the change finally happens) or they leave and create their own society.
“So why create another label called “feminism”?”
exactly
at the end of the day, its just about being a decent person and treating another person nicely.
why must some people just be so nasty.
Pleasant or nasty. It depends on the individual.
Example…
Pleasant: The bride agency offered Ah Chou the means/option to get away from a poor life and abusive men in her village. Probably there’s not even laws against marital abuse there… And Ah Chou, within the constrains of her situation, was happy with the arrangement.
Nasty: Human Rights Activists view this as an abuse on human rights, without offering concrete solutions.
It occurs to me that one can make a living/profits from the pockets of the rich (eg. gold club memberships).
One can make a living/profits from the pockets of the masses as well; they’re called MNCs (eg. macdonalds)
One can also be a good person and make a living/profit catering to the disadvantaged /helping the disadvantaged; they’re called social enterprise eg. schools for the blind, autistic etc. Also called charities eg. Red cross
Then, one can also make a living/profit from the pockets of the poor eg. vietnam
brides, construction agents who charge 10x the actual cost of bringing in the worker.
That’s called exploitation.
In everyday language, they’re usually called Arseholes.
Still looking for a mail-order groom? Contact me at mathwizard913@comcast.net!